top 5 rom coms

el psycho chef is , for lack of  a better word, a motherfucking romantic , at heart . so, enough with the third person spic nonsense. here's my top 5 ROMANTIC COMEDIES/ MOVIES of all time{  btw , just made some awesome black bean/ white bean hummus . super garlicky with some key lime amd fresh ground sesame paste! {yea , baby, made my own tahini, bitch!      #5 - MIDNIGHT RUN    DeNIRO and CHUCK GRODIN  :    a match made in gay- ass heaven  .  nobody has dominated BOBBY D  before or since ,  ON SCREEN , other than possibly , PESCI   { or maybe MERYL STREEP  in Deerhunter, when she was smokin' hot]    # 4 - JAWS   -  yep , JAWS, fuckers. The scene in the boat where the three of them are drunk and sharing their scar tissue and tales of WOE  and heartbreak and loss!!!!  Beautiful, heartbreaking , and romantically adorable...  IF THAT gws HADN'T OF INTERUPTED , its a gay,3way{farewell and adieu my sweet spanish lady..... } #3  THE ODD COUPLE ;  ok , at this point , you may be thinking PSYCHO CHEF  is also GAY  CHEF!! well, as much as i enjoy broadway showtunes and opera, not to mention cooking, and eating pussy, vacuuming, menu-planning, and screaming at the top of my lungs in a kitchen stricktly to hear my own annoying voice....way not gay, sports fans! Which brings us to #2 on my list of top 5 ROM COMS : SOMEWHERE IN TIME  Christopher Reeve[SUPERMAN} and Jane Seymour  {DR. QUINN. MEDICINEUHHHHSOMETHINOROTHERR}   If u havent seen this 'back in time ' love story, well , shit ,   Youre  missing  a helluva cryfest, baby.!! to this day, i dont touch pennys!!!! se e the movie . you'll get the joke  .     And # 1 on my all time {but ever evolving list of Romantic Comedies  of all time is....

The Psycho Chef: bmf

The Psycho Chef: bmf: "i am a psycho chef . been crazy for a while now . i first realized im insane back in 1980 . i was a kid tossing pizza in downtown miami w..."

The Psycho Chef: my kiss with a fist.. through my fucking computer

The Psycho Chef: my kiss with a fist.. through my fucking computer: "finally grew the balls to c MARLEY and ME I cried like a Guantanamo inmate after a refreshing swim in a bucket of piss water"

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i am a psycho chef .  been crazy for a while now  . i first realized im insane back in 1980 .  i was a kid tossing pizza in downtown miami way back when . a big family came in to the pizzaria .  kids, mom ,pop and grandma . grandma was a bit , shall we say , uhh, fragile .  kinda knockin on heavins door, so to speak .  so, everyones havin a good time ,  im tossing the pizza dough up in the air , giving the customers a little show , ya know. it so happens , this being miami , and a pizza dump/joint, the a.c. aint workin to well and the fans are at full blast.      i toss a large dough up full blast, ya know, for the show of it .  but , sadly, i miscalculated, and  it kinda got away from me, went straight to the NASCAR 4000 horsepower ceiling fan, which , in turn, tossed my pie right into dear old grandmas head.. now , you may ask yourself, at this point in the story, why is he calling himself a psycho chef ? it was an accident , right ?  well, actually, and im assuming the statute of limitations has expired on assault by pie dough, but the facts is: that old bitty was my 4th grade teacher , who gave me a d- on a book report on stonewall jackson { i worked my fucking ass off on that book report!.} i aimed that fucking dough right at that helicopter fan, with razor-sharp precision and blind fucking luck,  and nailed the bitch!!!     baaamm!!!as emeral might say  POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER..  for u pussy- assers out there, she only suffered a mild case of whiplash and a black eye , for which i am truly, sincerely sorry.....  blah blah, and uhhh blah, blah  anyhoooo  thats when i realized , i got ISSUES  .                                                         im tired and drunk ,  NEXT BLOG:: why im moving to kenya;  why i fall in love with  SHALLOW,BEAUTIFULL WOMEN,   { yes , muse, you know who you are} , why im always the toughest guy in the room,  and fun , silly revalations about my former employers.  who happen to be on t.v. as i write this, talking about how brilliant they are ! i think ill call that one : DOLCE/AGRIA    so fuckoff, psychfants    ............  oh yeah , also my top 5 rom coms of all time   .. #6 - KING KONG    ciao

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The Psycho Chef: a new beginning

The Psycho Chef: a new beginning: "the psycho chef is on the air!!!"

my kiss with a fist.. through my fucking computer

finally grew the balls to c MARLEY and  ME   I cried like a Guantanamo inmate after a refreshing swim in a bucket of piss water